The end: not with a bang, but with a loudspeaker announcement and three pints of bitter

Regular viewers of Rare Book Cafe may wish to watch Saturday's show from your local. And take a large paper bag.

See, the world is supposed to end September 23. A report on Fox News says so.

We had plans for a show already, for Saturday, the Rare Book Cafe Facebook page, 2.30 pm EDT.

We're betting we can still work it in. 

But on the off chance we're wrong, here's a clip from an end-of-the-world instructional video. It was passed off as a movie called The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy so as not to cause worldwide panic.

Alas, everyone thought it was a comedy, so the point got entirely lost.

So, as the publican says, "Last call, then?"